Canadia::Music::One Dog Clapping
 
      
      
      One Dog Clapping is dedicated to Pants, the iBook G4 that died in March 2008. We miss you, Pants.
Photo by Drhaggis flickr.com/photos/drhaggis
Released 1 April, 2008
Lyrics
Whailing
In person 
	you’re taller 
	an extension of your voice on the phone 
at distance 
	we’re crueller 
	the price I pay for leaving home 
as a matter of fact 
	seriously 
	I think I like it better when you’re gone 
I’m cheating on a break-up 
	I’m making it easy on you 
in person 
	you’re taller 
	you’re crueller 
	my dollar’s spent 
as a matter of truth 
	all of the time I’m thinking maybe 
	maybe it’s good 
I’m cheating on a break-up 
	I’m making it easy on you 
	I’m cheating on this time 
	I’m making it easy
Any Love
if true love tastes like honey 
	and your love tastes like you 
	if I’m not getting any 
	then any love 
	any love will do 
if true love tastes like honey 
	any love, any love will do 
I’ve wasted seven hours 
	you’ll waste your whole life 
	to beat the house 
	to beat the house 
	to beat the 
if your love tastes like honey 
	and true love tastes like you 
	if you’re not getting any 
	perhaps my love 
	perhaps my love will do 
I’ve wasted seven hours 
	you’ll waste your whole life 
	to beat the house 
	to beat the house 
	to beat the
Teeth Cannot Be Trusted
behind the look 
	behind the look in her eyes 
	there’s no love for me 
	for me there’s just knives 
behind her tongue 
	behind the teeth in that smile 
	there’s a helping of malice 
	there’s a serving of spite 
we can put that away 
	we can dance tonight 
	I can play dumb 
	if she plays nice 
so have some more wine 
	take another drag 
	scan the room 
	for something to bag 
just don’t look at me 
	that’s just not to be done 
	whatever you’re thinking 
	shouldn’t keep us from fun 
we can put that away 
	we can dance tonight 
	I can play dumb 
	if she plays nice 
behind her leg 
	behind her leg is a lamb 
	with a heart in its hands 
	that heart is mine 
its pointy little teeth 
	its ruby red eyes 
	man that lamb’s a wolf
 
	no surprise 
	no surprise, but 
we can put that away 
	we can dance tonight 
	I can play dumb 
	if she plays nice
You Can't Hide
of the three men in the doorway 
	only two are possible 
	I swear I saw the other man 
	saw that man die 
my brother found me crying 
	we packed and left that evening 
	and though we never spoke of it 
	I knew he’d never tell 
	never tell 
	never tell 
what do you do when you can’t fight? 
	you hide 
	what do you do when you can’t hide? 
	you drive 
and turn up that radio 
	turn up up that radio and drive 
the younger side of fifteen 
	I’d never known a consequence 
	never known a consequence 
	I couldn’t laugh away 
four of us went walking 
	only three came running 
	what happened all those years ago 
	can seem like yesterday 
	can seem like yesterday 
	yesterday 
what do you do when you can’t fight? 
	you hide 
	what do you do when you can’t hide? 
	you drive 
and turn up that radio 
	turn up up that radio and drive
Lapdog
if you’re not careful then I’ll never leave
let’s go back to your room 
	watch that video you thought I’d like 
	I will sleep on the floor 
	like I’ve done so many times 
if you’re not careful then I’ll never leave 
	if we’re not married then what will we be 
	I’ve made up stories about you and me 
	but I mean it 
	this time I mean 
I will write you a note 
	it’s one you’ll never read or so I hope 
	cause I’m compiling a list 
	like I’ve done so many times 
if you’re not careful then I’ll never leave 
	if we’re not married then what will we be 
	I’ve made up stories about you and me 
	but I mean it 
	this time I mean

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